I need to put a bell on you... You keep sneaking up on me while I’m trying to... Be completely innocent.

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XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

last time i talk to you

you tried to used a fried chicken drumstick as a penis 👀

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luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

@deadgerbil but that one was already dead.... and it was for you

deadgerbil · 22-25

@luvnsunshine *eats it

luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

@deadgerbil that gif never stops being adorable! 🤗

Allelse · 36-40, M

My wife says that to me all the time and I'm like "But I'm a big guy and I'm not trying to sneak around!" and she's all "But you're so light footed!! I'm going to put a bell on you, like a cat!!".

Ksmile14 · F

You're innocent?? Who knew? 🤔

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Ksmile14 · F

@luvnsunshine What happens whenI ring the bell? ;)

luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

@Ksmile14 then I know you're coming and I'll be ready to pounce on you 😉

Ksmile14 · F

@luvnsunshine I see 😌

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

I'm trained to sneak up in people

luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

@vetguy1991 but what if they try to sneak up on you?

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

@luvnsunshine I have eyes in the back of my head 👀

Pfuzylogic · M

I am here for the butterfinger! Heh

luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

@Pfuzylogic my butter finger!!!

Pfuzylogic · M

@luvnsunshine
Maybe we could share the candy bar. 😝

Wolf90 · M

But to be a true ninja requires training and practice?! 😋

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

🤔

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