*Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert plays*

STARRING:
Me, as: Me
My best friend Karen Vega, as: Stranger #1
My ex boyfriend, as: Stranger #2
My dad, as: Starbucks cashier
My 9th grade history teacher, as: Used car salesman
You, as: Me

SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR PRODUCTION CREW
Directed by: God
Executive director: Jesus
Produced by: Josef Stalin
Co-producer: My mother
Developed by: Thanos
Distributed by: Big Dick Films, LLC.

Songs featured in soundtrack:
"Spanish Flea" - Herb Alpert
"Chinese National Anthem" - Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda

Extras:
Belle Delphine
John Lennon
Bill Burr
Darth Vader
Donald Trump
Trisha Paytas
Bart Simpson

Sponsored by:
Apple
Kyoto Animations
Jimmy John's
Radio Shack (lol not really)
My bed
The entire state of Nebraska
Go-Gurt™ the Grab and Go Yogurt

Special thanks to:
Sir Ronald T. Gilsbury IV
The mango flavor of Snapple
Flex-Tape™
The "My Pillow" guy
The Frito Bandito mascot

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