Had A "Spam Risk" call come in once.. and I answered it...

@BettyBeez
I used my street level "expertise" of customer service to convince them that calling this number was the biggest mistake they ever made 😀.

@Jeremi (*threatens callers)

Impressed

@BettyBeez
what are you writing?

@Jeremi am drawing

@BettyBeez
your drawing is in the form of writing. interesting.
(*takes note*)

@Jeremi dont judge meh!

@BettyBeez
*tears up paper* fine

@Jeremi 😮
*pulls out new note pad* youre so rude

@BettyBeez
damn, seriously?

@Jeremi i carry at least 7 of em

@BettyBeez
(*writes it down*)

@Jeremi dude! Get your own notepad

@BettyBeez
I'm writing it on my own pad, doofus.

@Jeremi the pink one is mine jackass

@BettyBeez
then why is over on my side, dork?

@Jeremi you moved it with your mind dorkasaurus

@BettyBeez
because it was in my way, spaz.

@Jeremi so you admit that its MY notepad

@BettyBeez
keep it on YOUR side

@Jeremi fine! No notebooks for anyone!!![image]

@BettyBeez
you just tore my notebook! you little
...

@Jeremi soooo dramatic..... its outside. Not broken

@BettyBeez why did you throw it outside?

@Jeremi i had a moment

@BettyBeez
understood