my ex sleep walking to my house mf

Copperhead snake or two dead men

A freaking clown

Joe Biden, because I would feel compelled to invite him in, give him some food, and have a beer. Then, I'd have to call 911 and explain I found Joe Biden in my backyard. Then there would be all kinds of activity as the secret service, FBI, and other LE would be at my house and questioning me until very late at night. Then, a mysterious person would show up at my house the next day with an envelope with $100,000 to keep my yap shut. I would keep my yap shut and waste the money on a brand new Dodge Challenger. Then, everyone would ask me about my brand new car, but I would smile sheepishly knowing the truth.

A fat ugly Canadian lesbian would be scary as fuck 😱

John Olinger

A screaming, howling hoard of Antifa/BLM members with molotov cocktails...😱

A pack of wolf/coyote hybrids or a mountain lion. I’ve seen both out there.

attack helicopter and guys in black headed toward the sliding glass door

A flying fox! Thankfully I live in US and not Australia.

deesa123 an effigy of donald trump 😀

Skunk and it happens all to often.

A sink hole

A river

🤔
A shoggoth I guess...tho they're nice eldritch horrors they sure are scary...

I have a pet cemetary in the back yard
zombie dogs would be the worst

A rat, a snake or intruders.

Ghosts or any drunk people.

Cops digging it up

The remains of my house...

A prowler

A prison wall.

A bear

The sun

My ex-wife...jk...I've seen several coyotes in my back yard.