If you were to found your own religion, what would be one or more of your commandments?

No one is allowed to say no to me... ever! If the door is open, come in... if it isn't knock first and wait to be invited in

Thou shall have no other god, goddesses before me. 👿

Be human first

"Just screw around like you were going to do anyway, nobody gives a flying F about the commandments as is"

thou shalt not be an ethnocentric arsehole

Thou shalt not Question my shit..
Thou shall fetch me coffee..