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Ever think about your funeral?

I can’t decide whether to be cremated atop a hill, pushed from shore on a burning long boat or flung into the sea from a catapult.
SW-User
sorta... the lack of, actually. i want to be cremated and feel unconcerned about any gathering/memorial, but feel strongly about my ashes being scattered somewhere, not kept in an urn.

i think two of the things you mentioned might be illegal, depending...
SW-User
@Jimbojambo you'd have to research wherever you're located. a destination funeral could be interesting.
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
@SW-User I thought funerals only led to one destination! 😉
SW-User
@Jimbojambo ha! well, if that destination is nowhere, i'm know i'm gonna love it there! ;)
Cremated and loaded into a fireworks mortar shell, fired into the sky, a big splash of light, a boom: that sums up the eulogy. And everyone party on.
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
@DukeOfEarle sweet.
SW-User
I don't want one. No burial either. Just cremated and scatter the ashes.
You should do the catapult thing. It's different.
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
The image of it really makes me smile. @SW-User
I want to be cremated n then used in smoothies of my lovers so I'm always in them
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
Brilliant! @PepsiColaP
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Virgo79 · 61-69, M
No funeral, cremated and a huge party when it's done.
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Cremated
Not sure where I’d want my ashes scattered though
Maybe in the bay of my hometown
Or the ocean of Wildwood Crest
YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M
Funeral? Not so much.
Death? 5 times a day.
YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M
@Jimbojambo TBH, folks getting proper funeral are generally considered lucky here 😬
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
So that’s what all those ditches were on the road in. @YMITheWayIM
YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M
@Jimbojambo They got the ditches? Lucky bass turds.
Salix75 · 46-50, F
Funeral, no. But I have a plot bought and paid for already
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
@Salix75 planning ahead. Always a good idea.
Dont care likely wont be anyone at it anyway
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
Never. I'll be long gone by then.
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
Aye. I think I'd prefer there to not really be any funeral or any such thing. Ideally I'd prefer there to just be a hole in the ground and have 'em dump me in. No coffin, no cremation, just straight in. Not legal here to my knowledge. Haven't decided on any alternative yet.
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
@PirateMonkeyCabinet maybe you could start a religion that specifies that you of funeral.
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
@Jimbojambo Haven't checked laws in a while. Don't think that would have flown last I did though. Having to create a fake religion to do it is a whole load of work as well.
Jimbojambo · 51-55, M
@PirateMonkeyCabinet oh, yeah. Wouldn’t be easy to do.
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I don't really care what they do with me once I'm dead. It's not like I'll be around to see it 😂
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