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Recycle time...

There was a crook in someone's house stealing stuff one night and as he was wrapping up the stereo cords he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you". So the guys freezes up for a few minutes looks around thinking maybe he was hearing things and goes back to his stealing. Then again a voice says "Jesus is watching you". Now he knows he hears it and turns on his flashlight trying to see where it came from. Then, in the corner, he sees a parrot. So He walks over and says to the parrot "was that you talking?" The parrot says yes. He says whats your name? The parrot says my name is Moses. The crook starts laughing and says who would name a parrot Moses? The parrot says' the same people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
JupiterDreams · 31-35

 
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