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Try teaching your nieces and sisters how to twerk. It's hilarious. My Mom twerks better than they do. 😂🤣🤣
Lilred2289 · 31-35, F
Did you know I went to high school with the guy you’re dating? 😂🙄
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
My mother called when I was drunk. The conversation somehow turned to what I'd spent all my money on. I replied, phone sex. She asked me what that was. I replied that, not to put too fine a point on it, phone sex is having a woman talk dirty to you on the phone while you masturbate.
lilacs · 41-45, F
I tried and landed on my face. Too much alcohol.
lilacs · 41-45, F
😅