Get out of bed and watch them. If they wish to waste all that money on entertaining me, the least I can do is have the courtesy to watch them. (this is not hypothetical, it is in actuality what I do)

Mow my lawn (closest to their property) at 7 am, for a full hour... Every day for the entire week.

Fire a warning shot

It would depend on how I knew them.

Cops. No doubt. I'd say some punk's good time is less important than someone's home or life.

Probably put his ass to bed, ones my father in law the other is the police chief

Play death metal at 6:30 am

Kick him square in the nuts

May as well grab a beer and pull up a chair

That happens here. Life in the middle of the Big Shitty. Cops are all over at the donut shop.

Did you give them a piece of your mind later that day? 🤬

Wipe off the sweat and remember this is not Alabama.

Nothing.

call the cops.

Go watch.

I hate people firing off fireworks. They have no consideration for anyone or any animal. And at 2am. Just assholes. Very immature.

2am? How inconsiderate. I would call the police at such an hour. (The cops won't say who called them)

call the police? Actually it depends on how quiet the neighborhood usually is.

I wish they would ban them . So dangerous 😕. People are getting seriously injured 🤕.

They must really not like you or otherwise it must be some huge celebration

Call the police. Fireworks are illegal any time in our city.

throw some diesel on them, strike a match and enjoy the fireworks... 🤔

Get the hose and spray them and then call the police.

wank

Only Karens call the police for fireworks.
Enjoy the show

Call the police. That’s a real fire hazard around here. The problem is, it’s hard to tell where it’s coming from.