Mow my lawn (closest to their property) at 7 am, for a full hour... Every day for the entire week.

It would depend on how I knew them.

Cops. No doubt. I'd say some punk's good time is less important than someone's home or life.

Fire a warning shot

May as well grab a beer and pull up a chair

Play death metal at 6:30 am

Wipe off the sweat and remember this is not Alabama.

Nothing.

Did you give them a piece of your mind later that day? 🤬

Go watch.

call the cops.

Get out of bed and watch them. If they wish to waste all that money on entertaining me, the least I can do is have the courtesy to watch them. (this is not hypothetical, it is in actuality what I do)

2am? How inconsiderate. I would call the police at such an hour. (The cops won't say who called them)

call the police? Actually it depends on how quiet the neighborhood usually is.

Call the police. Fireworks are illegal any time in our city.

I wish they would ban them . So dangerous 😕. People are getting seriously injured 🤕.

They must really not like you or otherwise it must be some huge celebration

Probably put his ass to bed, ones my father in law the other is the police chief

Only Karens call the police for fireworks.
Enjoy the show

throw some diesel on them, strike a match and enjoy the fireworks... 🤔

Call the police. That’s a real fire hazard around here. The problem is, it’s hard to tell where it’s coming from.

That happens here. Life in the middle of the Big Shitty. Cops are all over at the donut shop.

Get the hose and spray them and then call the police.

Kick him square in the nuts

wank

I hate people firing off fireworks. They have no consideration for anyone or any animal. And at 2am. Just assholes. Very immature.