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BlueVeins · 22-25
All he does is kill Commies all day and have sex with random Congresswomen. He doesn't really have a "job;" he just loots corpses to pay his rent.
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BaddieMaddy · F
@BlueVeins smh. but muh free speech. what happened to my market place of ideas 😔
BlueVeins · 22-25
BaddieMaddy · F
@BlueVeins okie doke comrade ;)
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Making billions of space babies with @MalteseFalconPunch.
BaddieMaddy · F
@SwampFlower that's romantic! i think
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
wackidywack · 26-30
they're in a band, writing songs right now. it's a classic rock band 😊
wackidywack · 26-30
@BaddieMaddy haha brilliant, alternate universe me thanks ya
BaddieMaddy · F
@wackidywack lol alternate universe me is fangirling so hard
wackidywack · 26-30
@BaddieMaddy 😄🙌
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
The Borg are still a problem 🤔
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
He's probably a lot better looking than this me and is ripped, has an amazing girlfriend, and isn't treated like trash for how he looks.
Melrose3115 · 36-40, F
I honestly think they made bad decisions and died :(
BaddieMaddy · F
@Melrose3115 your favorite alternate universe version? keep in mind you have infinite alternate universe versions of yourself. so many any reality is possible.