Whats your days names in this times of lockdown?

So in this hard times, lockdown and isolation I have been thinking I can name my days and moments😂
Example to name my last few:

-Whatthef*ckcanidotoday ( Monday)
-callmomanddadcrying (Tuesday)
-stayawayfrommeatthestore(Wednesday
-Gottagetsh*tfacedalone (Thursday)
-whatdoyoumeanclubsareshut (Friday)
-Sicktodeathofelevision ( saturday)
-Iaminsanelybored (Sunday)