Best virus theory I’ve heard yet!

The Shadow government that secretly rules the world needed everyone locked away for 2 or 3 weeks so that no one would notice as they changed all the batteries in all the birds. (If you didn’t know, birds aren’t real animals...they’re secret AI spy bots that covertly monitor the people of the world)

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Mamapolo2016 · F

Pretty little chirping feathered drones. Oh, well, they sound springy. It's an improvement over the 'incoming' whine.

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

@Mamapolo2016 Maybe they'll do something about that noise that squirrels make. 🐿️

Mamapolo2016 · F

@FloorGenAdm The Pavarotti squirrels are in development. Only they'll be sopranos.