Best virus theory I’ve heard yet!

The Shadow government that secretly rules the world needed everyone locked away for 2 or 3 weeks so that no one would notice as they changed all the batteries in all the birds. (If you didn’t know, birds aren’t real animals...they’re secret AI spy bots that covertly monitor the people of the world)

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@SW-User See?! That one must be an early prototype! 🤣🤣🤣

SW-User

@Zaphod42 Yep, from the time the Shadow Government started testing the holographic moon, which will soon go under maintenance too.

MethDozer · M

@SW-User Who let you into my Mad Lab?