I prefer to not talk to people, I'm an introvert. People naturally assume I'm just an asshole

That I'm not nice.

I'm ok with that. Gives me less people to deal with.

That I am shy. I'm not shy, I am extremely introverted and in a great deal of pain. The combination makes coming up with conversation difficult so I am quiet.

That I’m snobby or shy or not nice because I’m quiet and keep to myself .

They don't know that I'm a very quiet person. They do realize that sooner or later though 😌
I put on a show in social settings. But when you live or hang out with me, I can go days without saying anything unless you ask me a question or make a comment.

Most people think I am laid back. Oh how wrong they are.lol

Don't know don't care what they think

That I’m standoffish or stuck up. No - I just don’t really like to talk to people. It’s not the people; it’s me.

That I'm not confident and that I'm constantly anxious, I'm actually the opposite 😅

That I actually care about their opinion of me.

Online I think different people have different misconceptions about me.
Offline, most people think I’m straight.

That I'm a people person.

That I’m shy and nervous.

I've been told I come across as aggressive

Some on this site seem to think I’m a man. God alone knows why... lol 😆

I’m grouchy

That I "wouldn't really hurt anyone".

Not that I'm looking to do so, but if I feel it needs doing, I will do what needs to be done.

That I am meek and mild

I don't imagine people think about me enough to have any conception at all.

That I'm too young to know what I'm talking about.

That I'm willing to help

I want to hear their dirty Laundry..

Seriously. Why do ppl dump their purse in my lap 😑

That when I screw up it's something I plotted to do on purpose. I always get told I'm looking for trouble or am trying to start a fight or something along those lines.

I actually give a crap.

When I'm stuck standing in a queue my resting bitch face becomes very annoyed bitch face, people assume it's because I'm an impatient bitch, I have a trapped nerve in my back and though I can walk fine standing for even a literal minute or two can make me want to cry from the pain on a bad day and that is the reason for my expression.

That I'm vacuous, empty-headed, perverse, corrupted, and unworthy.

That I'm a snobby bitch. Nothing could be further from the truth. 🤭

That I am going to kick their ass. I am a real pussycat.