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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Harder.
@MarkPaul A baseball bat is harder than chewing gum.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Uhhh. That's not the same thing. You better stick to croaking for a living.
@MarkPaul Croaking as in 🐸 or croaking as in dropping dead.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Croaking as a frog(man), of course. If you drop dead, you can't croak for a living. That's just statistics.

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@MarkPaul in what way?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User I guess it's more involved and requires more calculations. Calculus is basically learning the rules and then simply following them. Statistics can easily be misapplied which leads to the incorrect outcome. I guess, it's just not as straightforward as calculus. At least, that's my experience.
@MarkPaul You're a math whizz, aren't you? You're a bright and talented fellow.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays No, not a math whiz. It's painstaking work for me, but satisfying. But, it doesn't come easy. I prefer to write social commentary.
@MarkPaul Nonetheless, your intellectual abilities are impressive, young man.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays This is why I keep you on the payroll. Now, about your pay. I think it's time we give you a modest raise and a more impressive title. Naturally, I will need to get this approved, but you have my assurance and recommendation.
@MarkPaul No pay stubs, please. Under the table only. The IRS doesn't need to know.
@MarkPaul Don't waste your time on SW with people who aren't your equal.