Have you written a book? Did you have it published? Self published or do you have an agent?

Yes, I have written a book. I tried self publishing and then found a publisher.
My first attempt with a publisher was a complete disaster; I had no idea what I was doing and after I signed the contract, the publisher altered the guidelines and asked me for nearly £2,000 to have the book edited. I pulled out of that, as payment had not been mentioned in the contract, which was thus negated.
Since then I found, or rather was recommended, a decent publisher who has taken some of what I write.
I do not have an agent.

Does writing stupid notes and leaving them on coworkers areas considered as personally published works?

If so then yes. I’ve done well for myself.

I’ve written one and half of a second one (the half of the second one is longer than the entire first one). Never published anything. Barely even had it read.

No not myself.

I have two friends who've both self published 2 novels each now.

I have two completed novels I do nothing with. I seem to be in some forever editing loop.

I’m writing at the mo .... it’s about the characters I’ve met on sw so far.

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Lol

I want to be a paperback writer

I self published my book about hairy butts.

[@helenswift] is published? I’m not sure that’s her correct name here actually 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yes, had a publisher publish it. Today most "books" are really print on demand, and electronic. It was still a bear to get done!