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Gillian · 46-50, T
A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings the sandwich, the panda eats it, pulls out a gun, kills the waiter and gets up to leave.
The owner shouts at the panda, 'first you order food, then kill my waiter, and now try to leave without paying?
The panda says, 'I'm a panda...look it up', and leaves the restaurant.
The owner looks it up and finds, 'Panda, large bear-like mammal native to central China. Recognisable by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
The owner shouts at the panda, 'first you order food, then kill my waiter, and now try to leave without paying?
The panda says, 'I'm a panda...look it up', and leaves the restaurant.
The owner looks it up and finds, 'Panda, large bear-like mammal native to central China. Recognisable by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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They are experts at educating people about sexual harassment
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
They know kung fu
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I’m not a veterinarian or zoologist, I have no professional opinion on pandas.
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NoYou · 26-30, M
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