Anyone fancy an obscure limerick?

There was a young man from Castlefin
Who wondered how on earth it went in.
He tried it one way,
And then yet another,
And was haunted by the concept of sin.

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Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Two nuns in a clinch in the cloister.
Grew rapidly moister and moister.
Their passionate moans.
Left a stain on the stones.
With the faintest aroma of Oyster!

alan20 · M

@Harriet03 Nuns are capable of anything. Very versatile ladies. Pre-college I was once summoned to a meeting with the local Mother Superior - "to discuss Beethoven's 32 Piano Sonatas". "Keep away from the women, "Alan". They're a danger for young men, especially in a pagan place like London. I was tempted to say "But what inspired Beethoven?"

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@alan20 Pagan?!!! I live in London 😲

alan20 · M

@Harriet03 She knew what she was talking about then ! What part? I started in Haringey near Ally Pally, then Swiss Cottage near the zoo, finally Putney - for the heartbreak. Could rarely afford public transport so walked the streets like a pro.

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@alan20 Work in Whitechapel, live nearby.

alan20 · M

@Harriet03 Finance?

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@alan20 NHS

alan20 · M

@Harriet03 One of the good ones. We could do with you over here in NI.