Stolen from CountScrufula. Pick a number and I'll answer and probably ask you one.

@SW-User 33

@Straylight I dont have a drone, but I reversed my car straight into a wooden barrier in a car park and knocked it over.

@SW-User That's ok, my ex from high school is actually a general practice, not a surgeon.

@sarabee1995 33

@Straylight The pool 🤦‍♀️ It was awful and my brother was so mad at me!

@sarabee1995 😂🤣

@Straylight Oh. My mistake. Thought you was talking about white trash.

@Immia 40

@Straylight Lol.

@Montanaman [image deleted]

@Montanaman 13

@Straylight Love Skin.

@PrivateHell 36

@Straylight me too. Lol

@Straylight Bic are cheaper, but Montblanc tastes like quality.

@stound 18

@Straylight noice. although I'm concerned about the cylinder size there. argh, I have to click something else to expand things.

@stound 18- sort of; lived in places where it's super awful hot and when it gets too bad and the trash is out, and you breath through your mouth to try to not smell it and it's so bad you can swear you taste it even. 0/10 would not do again if I could help it.

@SW-User 11

@Straylight I voted for Trump in the primary (as a joke). I guess that makes him my friend.

@SW-User I'm sure he appreciated it.

@TryingtoLava 34

@Straylight ahhh a wiseguy are ya? Lava Bing for the daily pontoon ima blow this case wide open see?

@Straylight adams just bitter and hates everyone

@HannibalAteMeOut Hary Ballz.

@HannibalAteMeOut 9

@Straylight lost bees

@SW-User He knows how bad his movies have been lately.

@SW-User 27

It was fun, a lot of smiling and nodding as I had no clue what anyone was saying, which landed me in a very questionable situation involving a water buffalo. @Straylight

@UserNameSW No, until something hits you in the heart or lungs.

@UserNameSW 29

@Straylight golf carts

@SW-User I thought that said penis at first. 😂

I like bic, especially the red ones.

@SW-User 31

@Straylight They have flavor pens?

Watched the movie last night hahaha

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@SW-User Lefty has always been there for me.

@SW-User 12

@Straylight good ole leftie
No vaping anywhere.

@NickiHijab Yes, I've always wanted a pet ghost.

@NickiHijab 3

@Itchypants I was bitten by an umpire.

@Itchypants 6

@JaggedLittlePill Everyone at once.

@JaggedLittlePill 2

@Straylight I can totally down a pound of sand.