I am a great magician.

Hey, will you marry me?

Oh my god! Will I marry you? Are you kidding me?! Of cour-- wait a minute... I think I hear a couple in my house... It sounds like they're here to murder me because I'm such a bad person. Hold on. I'll check the house.

You better live. 🙄 This ring wasn't cheap.

@Aiyana: You know what else is expensive? A casket and a burial plot. Better start saving, buckaroo.

@philipsucks: His corpse isn't my responsibility. We aren't even engaged.