in todays weird society, what do you identify as?

A deep dish pizza.

A cisgender homosexual 8 ft 6 tree with the secondary behavioral tendencies of a blind, deaf German shepherd mixed with dachshund mixed with Portuguese water dog.

I don't understand, lol

A chicken nugget

Alien

A river.

🤔 Some people have called me a Know it all.
I think I'll go with that.
...and no one is allowed to differ from my opinion.

An outsider.

I identify with many things. Some examples: programmer, sadist, trans man, pansexual, makeup enthusiast, skincare fanatic, biohacker, etc.

A cat