* screams as loud as I can and punches you in the groin! * Sorry there was a fly on you about to kill you 😳

It’s funny because I just saw a toddler who threw a hysterical fit over a mosquito bite. Kid was fucking terrified of it.

😲😲

if you did that for real i would take you over my knee straight away...

Ha! Missed BOTH my legs!

[c=#359E00]here.. have some tea[/c] 🍵

will say thanks..when i can breathe again