What should I include in my letter to Santa?

My mom is having me write one to set an example for my youngest sister. Get creative guys, help me out here. Gotta make Mr. Claus smile. :P

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Dear Santa,
I saw what you were doing with my mom last year. If you don’t have my entire list under the tree this year I’ll tell my dad and make sure he’s waiting by the fireplace with a shotgun next year.