What was your last embarrassing moment? My last one was when I laughed so hard on the train I ended up pissing in my pants and passing gas with a lot

The last time I can remember was a long time ago. I started a job that all the employees were black. I was the only white guy. So as a joke I told the boss, in front of a few of the other guys, " Hey ... now we can blame everything on the white guy ". Didn't go over well. Nobody said anything but the looks said it all.
I have to say it sounded funny in my head at the time.