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Your 2020 Horoscope

What you need for the new year:

Aries - Get your life together
Taurus - A facemask
Gemini - Therapy
Cancer - A hug and kiss
Leo - Relaxants
Virgo - Money
Libra - The gym
Scorpio - God himself..
Sagittarius - Love
Capricorn - A bf/gf
Aquarius - Sex
Pisces - Sleep
TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M
a face mask....wtf?
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[@335784,TheCoolestCat] hahaha You never know what will happen
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Face mask!
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[@949508,V00dooCakeNinja] hahaha
Oster1 · M
A face mask?......hmmmm🤔
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[@400392,Oster1] To be a superhero
Oster1 · M
Fascinating. That gives me something to look forward too! 🦸‍♂️[@831999,Allwaysthink825]
Oster1 · M
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] Thank you, for the interpretation 😊
Tminus6453 · M
Sex...pfft, when has a horoscope ever delivered on any of their predictions🤷‍♂️
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[@27230,Tminus6453] hahaha When I did it
Sicarium · 41-45, M
I'd settle for new car.
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[@33564,Sicarium] Never. I don't rig anything 👀
Sicarium · 41-45, M
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] Except my heart.

Cheesiness level expert achieved.
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[@33564,Sicarium] hahahaha
adorbz · 22-25, F
heh, capricorn me already has one of those. Guess I’m set for a good year 😎
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[@1027452,adorbz] Awesome
JustEd · 36-40, M
God himself. Sounds like 2020 is going to be epic
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[@323960,JustEd] hahaha
JustEd · 36-40, M
😇[@831999,Allwaysthink825]
JohnnyO · 36-40, M
@Allwaysthink825 Will I Shape Shift into The 1984 Arnold Schwarzenegger
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Sleep??? I never sleep.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] Ahh, makes sense now. But now I missed out on sex by one sign??? That's a bummer.
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[@1360,sarabee1995] hahahahahahhahahah Maybe you need to rest up for it. That's a good sign
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] 👍️
RebelRebel · M
Ok boss i will try just for you
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[@4176,TheThinWhiteDuke] hahaha
RebelRebel · M
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] 🙂
dannyppaul · 56-60, M
I'm a Cancer and I'm needing that today.
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[@995072,dannynofacksgiven] Awwww 🤗
deadgerbil · 22-25
🦂 I need God himself lol
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[@761112,deadgerbil] hahahaha You're trouble
deadgerbil · 22-25
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] Im a troublesome sub 😼
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[@761112,deadgerbil] hahaha
xRedx · M
I already have a girlfriend lol
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[@429002,xRedx] hahaha Then you're set
Psycho · 22-25, M
I need all those things.
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[@731107,BoringGuy] hahaha only one
Therapy haha 🤣
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[@920408,DreamyGypsy] hahahaa You're fun
[@831999,Allwaysthink825] or crazy 🤭
Beautywithin · 31-35, F
A hug and kiss
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[@701201,Beautywithin] Awwww that's the good one
Love. Hooray. :-P
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[@19840,MalteseFalconPunch] Awesome
Glambarber · 31-35, F
The gym? I don't think so. I'm fit enough already.
JohnnyO · 36-40, M
im A Scorpio
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