You know what's far better than peace and quiet?

An ex who destroyed your life but won't leave you alone. How she keeps getting a new phone number I will never know. I get it, narcissists love to rub it in with subtle methods just so they can feel better about themselves, but seriously f*** off. I don't need to know about your string of "boyfriends" after, how bad your life got after you ran off, or that your abusive mother is abusive.

So what's better than peace and quiet for you?