Have you ever caught your partner cheating ?

Well.no. It's not how our relationship could ever be. Many imagine that when a woman lives with a woman there are all sorts of bizarre, carnal fantasies being enacted which involve whips, chains, suspender belts and delicious buckets of creamy yoghurt! And human cages, ankle handcuffs, frivolous, Victorian maid outfits...and crawling on the floor begging for mercy...oh, and the screaming!! No - not like that at all.