What would you do if I handed you a banana?

Declare myself the Banana King!

Charlie you look quite down
With your big fat eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wash that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'd masturbate with it

Put it in a smoothie.

Give it back to you lol

It depends on the time and the place. At the moment sliced it up and eat it with some yoghurt. It's time for breakfast.
At another time, in another place probably something totally different.

Oh a banana! I just woke up, I thought you wrote bandana

maybe mash it with a fork, add some milk and feed it to a baby

Use it as a boomerang, or as a phone 🍌

Throw it at your feet, you’re highness

I’d peel it and ask you to eat it slowly.

I'd make all kinds of funny gestures with it 😏

I’d thank you and ask you if you’re hungry.

Depends on what color it is.

i'd prefer cash myself or Pizza

Check for Bruising

Make a smoothie 😋

Say..... Thank you

Look confused.

Eat it 🙈