MAGA Village Home Owners Association updated rules
People of color are WELCOME provided both the American and Confederate flags are prominently displayed in front yards.
Only one homosexual per. dwelling is allowed (must be registered at front office) and required 3 sex conversion therapy sessions per week by the Reverend Dick Phobic at his home.
Graffiti on exterior walls of homes must include some patriotic themes.
Absolutely NO Chinese imports allowed inside or out of homes. Only the following items will be EXEMPT: MAGA caps, or tee shirts, Trump bumper stickers and tiny plastic American flags.
No LOUD guns to be fired after 3am EXCEPT in the event of a DEMOCRAT/or MEXICAN INVASION ALL EMERGENCY SIRENS WILL ALERT THIS INFESTATION.
Children 12 and under are encouraged not to carry guns to school unless accompanied by a teenager with less than 3 felonies on record.
No more than three inoperable cars mounted on blocks on an individual property.
Indoor Meth labs. must not EVER be maintained by persons 12 or under without adult supervision.
DEMOCRATS/MEXICAN VISITORS are warmly welcomed provided a Birth Certificate, Drivers Licence, and ORIGINAL copy of FBI background check are maintained at front gate. Such visiting hours are from 6am-7am Mondays and may be extended provided positive reviews of 1005% of all Homeowners after a years probation period.
People of color, (especially blacks) are reminded this Association does not allow boom boxes, Hip-Hop or Rap. MEXICAN music is allowed ONE HOUR since after that it all sounds the same.
Drugs, (Other than wholesome homemade) must be checked-in at the gate. No visible sales of opiods, Meth, or other dangerous drugs at anytime out of doors. As mature adults we know that while indoors you will be noble American citizens a real example of right-wing integrity and ethics who appreciate and honor the laws of the land.
Enjoy A blissful, carefree life at your own "Hometown" MAGA Village!
Only one homosexual per. dwelling is allowed (must be registered at front office) and required 3 sex conversion therapy sessions per week by the Reverend Dick Phobic at his home.
Graffiti on exterior walls of homes must include some patriotic themes.
Absolutely NO Chinese imports allowed inside or out of homes. Only the following items will be EXEMPT: MAGA caps, or tee shirts, Trump bumper stickers and tiny plastic American flags.
No LOUD guns to be fired after 3am EXCEPT in the event of a DEMOCRAT/or MEXICAN INVASION ALL EMERGENCY SIRENS WILL ALERT THIS INFESTATION.
Children 12 and under are encouraged not to carry guns to school unless accompanied by a teenager with less than 3 felonies on record.
No more than three inoperable cars mounted on blocks on an individual property.
Indoor Meth labs. must not EVER be maintained by persons 12 or under without adult supervision.
DEMOCRATS/MEXICAN VISITORS are warmly welcomed provided a Birth Certificate, Drivers Licence, and ORIGINAL copy of FBI background check are maintained at front gate. Such visiting hours are from 6am-7am Mondays and may be extended provided positive reviews of 1005% of all Homeowners after a years probation period.
People of color, (especially blacks) are reminded this Association does not allow boom boxes, Hip-Hop or Rap. MEXICAN music is allowed ONE HOUR since after that it all sounds the same.
Drugs, (Other than wholesome homemade) must be checked-in at the gate. No visible sales of opiods, Meth, or other dangerous drugs at anytime out of doors. As mature adults we know that while indoors you will be noble American citizens a real example of right-wing integrity and ethics who appreciate and honor the laws of the land.
Enjoy A blissful, carefree life at your own "Hometown" MAGA Village!
