Do you have any inoffensive jokes?

This [b]might[/b] be offensive now, to animal lovers. It wasn’t when I was a kid.

A man, trying to get rid of a stray cat who had become attached to the family, figured since it was still pretty feral he’d set it free.

He drove out to a woodsy area, let the cat out, and drove home.

When the man arrived home the cat was there, lounging on the doorstep.

The man assumed he hadn’t driven far enough, scooped the cat up, put it in the car, and drove across town to a park.

He let the cat out again, and headed back home.

The cat was waiting for him on the doorstep again.

Frustrated, the man drove to the state line, let the cat out once again and headed home. He missed a turn and found himself driving in circles. Finally, he called his wife.

“Hey, did that cat come back ?” She checked.

“Yep, it’s sitting right outside.”

The man sighed.

“Put that f*cker on the phone. I’m lost.”