Randomness · 46-50, F
you have the day off from work and slept in...
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@Randomness nope
The person you thought was not gonna call called.
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WeighedDown · 41-45, M
@Firestarter You found some money?
You had good sex last night?
You are gonna have a baby?
You got a new kitten?
You got some good weed?
Someone you hate got arrested?
You had good sex last night?
You are gonna have a baby?
You got a new kitten?
You got some good weed?
Someone you hate got arrested?
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@WeighedDownwinner although I am not sure I just feel like I will have a baby.
WeighedDown · 41-45, M
@Firestarter thanks for the BA

SW-User
you won the lottery

SW-User
@Firestarter your sister moved out
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@SW-User that's not it

SW-User
@Firestarter you had a good nights sleep

SW-User
You’ve done a massive takeover of SW and going to be the SW CEO?
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@SW-User no
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Because why not.
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@DunningKruger nope
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
You got something for free
YoMomma ·
You had chocolate?
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
You got paid early
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@goagainsttheflow naw
firefall · 61-69, M
you solved the Three Body Problem :)
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@firefall no never heard of it
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Your period is over?

SW-User
You started a fire 🔥
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@SW-User lol nope not this time
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
you have pizza
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@MartinTheFirst lol no
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Firestarter then you have no reason to be happy
Firestarter · 31-35, F
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
you just became a girlfend
Firestarter · 31-35, F
@MartinTheFirst no