August 16th!

I knew a drummer who had 3 daughters. He gave them all the same name. Anna one, Anna two, Anna three..

No sex allocation on the calendar ?.

A priest, an imam, and a rabbi, a nude woman with a duck on her head and these two guys walk into a bar...

the bartender stopped them and exclaimed "Whoa, is this some kinda joke?"

It's coming around again soon.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

I'll get mine ready for this year

its golf month and Peach Month. interesting do we eat Peaches while we golf or do we use peaches instead of golf balls?

I swear these days they try to make every day a "special" day.

Hey you! I have missed you.

We need them now