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Aussies..and our brand of humour.

Our humour is different, and barely understood, but we can't just be someone else. Although, it is taxing to not be able to post as freely as the majority on here, you have to think.."will this offend them, will they take this the wrong way, will someone assume I am serious"

Firstly, apolgies for a lot of misunderstood, and even unwanted comments, I too have my reasons for being here. I have no malintent when I post on your threads, it's just me being me.

As Aussies, we use words that Americans are highly, highly, offended by..and I have to remember, not to use them..words i'd call my best mate, or even a stranger, who wouldn't be offended, I could even call a cop who pulled me over a funny bastard and he wouldnt take it as an insult. Here in Australia, while sounding terrible to you, its natural, and even a term of endearment.

We constantly laugh at our own expense and put each other down..it's not unsual to make jokes at the worst of times. People who have been in similar jobs where you deal with terrible things may know what im talking about. But we also do it daily..if your best mate fell off the roof and broke his leg, the first words might be, "gees..it could have been worse..it could have been me"

I come on, do one liners, Early morning and late at night are my worst times for slipping into being full Australian, I am just me, with less thought about how an American will take it, my bad, but it's tough to have to do constantly, I get excited when I see other Aussies on here..not because i think, of heres someone local but because I dont have to constantly change words in my head, analyse their meanings to others, and know that a dig at them is not taken as a cheap shot. Hell, I can say boot instead of trunk, bonnet and not hood, bum nuts instead of eggs, I can relax.

So, I am not here to please everyone, or change to fit in. I want to make real connections with people who appreciate my incredible wit...if all I do is meet 1 or 2 genuine people by being myself, that's a win in my book, but Im not deliberately trying to be a dickhead either..that part comes naturally, and I sure as hell am not trying to insult you. and sorry if I have, But I respect you all enough that I do actively try not to offend you.

Cheers
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ozgirl512 · 31-35, F Best Comment
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Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
yeah I knew it was a poor example as I hit send
ThePerfectUsername · 70-79, M
Don't you just hate it when you post as yourself and the fuckers like it. Totally messes with your head that kinda response. Ni night. @Bushmanoz
@ThePerfectUsername in his case - Yeah 😏


😁🤣😆😁🤣😆

Mikado · 46-50, F
True blue ❤️👍
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@Mikado Cheers and thanks
dirge · M
I may be overstating, but I like to think I got adopted by a group of aussies when I was in country the first time. an odd happening, I'd went to a beer festival and managed to keep up with them, then accidentally used 'OI!' correctly.
ozgirl512 · 31-35, F
@dirge it happens lol
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@dirge We won't bag you if you don't use Oi correctly, just having a go will win us over...I was walking with a friend from America when we saw an Aussie bloke pissed as a fart leaning against a railing and looking over the Sydney harbour, he was paraletic and muttering to himself, big unit too..I said watch this..Yelled "Aussie Aussie Aussie", he snapped straight up and yelled out Oi Oi Oi.
@Bushmanoz hahahaha


Geez!!!

Love it!!!! 🤣
The world needs more Aussies. The rest of us take ourselves far too seriously. Good on yer Mate!
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@Majorlatency Thanks mate, much appreciated. Don't give any Aussie the offer to expand the population we might just take you up on it
@Bushmanoz 👍😜
SW-User
LOL this is so true.
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Call a yank a 'septic tank'....they don't find it funny. But why you wear your underwear in your feet still astounds me.
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@KiwiBird because when we wear it on our heads people give us strange looks
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@Bushmanoz also, bugger off Kiwi
ThePerfectUsername · 70-79, M
You sure you're from Aus? Most polite fucking aussie I ever heard. Probly a Sheila eh. Here. Have a dress ya big girls blouse. 👗
ThePerfectUsername · 70-79, M
Yer welcome. The love of my life was an aussie. I tried to fight her off best I could but what's a bloke to do. @Bushmanoz
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@ThePerfectUsername Yeah right, fight of an Aussie woman, some of the most beautiful women on the planet..its a good story, but we know the truth, if she picked you she must have seen something that we dont see..cheers mate!
ThePerfectUsername · 70-79, M
Hung like roger the roo I am mate, cunt get enuf. ;-)
And gawd she woulda slapped me something silly for saying that if she hadn't a died first. @Bushmanoz
Too bloody right! 👍

Just coz this place has so many "muricans doesn't mean their ethic rules.

Ive had to adapt myself many times - any fucking done that fur me!

Not on ur bloody life '!!

Cheers Mate 🙄

Awesome post.

Dinkum comment!!!!
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Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
Cheers mate
SW-User
No worries, you silly cunt!
SW-User
@Bushmanoz Sorry for what? BTW, cheers for the beer!
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@SW-User i took away ur best answer, seemed like a mongrel move
SW-User
@Bushmanoz Meh, Like I said, sorry for what?! No worries you daft bastard 😉

 
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