If I come to your house, can I eat anything in your fridge?

I have kale, plain Greek yogurt, plenty of vegetables, soymilk, eggs, almonds... help yourself bro. Oh and there's filtered water in the fridge.

You’ll be disappointed to find that we have neither of the two.

Help yourself. My fridge is mostly full of meat.

I got mostly veggies 😂 and diet related stuff

I'll let you use my phone to order it sure

Take all you can eat and eat all that you take

I have half a watermelon, cheese, and salami.

As long as you clean up after yourself, sure.

no, I don't share food

Money you need to post

I'd make you a sammich

I'll have the staff cook you up something to go I don't like visitors or guest in the house.

I have no pizza and cookies, there’s broccoli and eggs and some fruit.

I don't keep the cookies in the fridge. I am allergic to pizza...🙁. You wouldn't be happy.