Someone said I look like I chug beer all day 😐

Dude, one of my thighs is thicker than your waist... You do NOT look like you have a beer belly at all, lol

Ima bet 5 m&m's that no one said this and you just wanted to show your abs off.

No judgement if you did. I'm js lol.

Ur normal

No but you have really long fingers 😐

You don’t drink? What the hell is wrong with you? Beer 🍻 makes the world go round

You must have looked drunk, because you are far from beer bellied😄

As my dad would've said - “Fat as a match and potbellied as a hoe handle.”

Why did they say that ?

What? No!

I'm not seeing it.