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SW-User
Pee standing up lol
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SW-User
@SwampFlower 😂
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User I hope we turn into dudes together and in the dead of winter.
SW-User
@SwampFlower epic!❤❤
Mona86 · C
Wank myself and feel my flat tummy
SW-User
Jerk off, obviously.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User I think everyone would just to see how it felt 😂
Masturbate for 12 hours and get stupid guys to buy me drinks by showing some boob cleavage
4meAndyou · F
I think I would go and have a mani-pedi, and then a massage. Then I would buy a pair of bermuda shorts and go sit in the train station with my junk hanging out the leg on one side like my former step-father-in-law used to do, and pretend I didn't know why all the women were horrified...😂
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
Pee standing up...
SW-User
Beat my meat
@SW-User right?
SW-User
Probably have a complete meltdown over this new menopause thing 😧
calicuz · 56-60, M
Get a job as a stripper and party my ass off
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
@calicuz you can do that as a man as well 😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Probably nothing different but I have no desire to be a man.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
Apparently we already can... Just by saying so...
Nak25 · 26-30, F
Idk. I don’t wanna be male even for one day
MarmeeMarch · M
depends would I be a blimp or have a nice body
ImKelsey · 26-30, F
Hide and sleep for 24 hours.
SW-User
Definitely masturbate, lol.
ChiyoSKL · 31-35, F
Helicopter.
SW-User
Eat a bullet.
thisusernameisgarbage · 26-30, M
Well...
PrivateHell · M
Scream, then try to figure out what in the hell happened
Mona86 · C
You have a vagina now @PrivateHell
Caprice · 41-45, F
Stop wearing a shirt. Yeah, I’d be that guy.
SW-User
Wear something pretty 😁
England66 · 61-69, M
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StraCat · 41-45, M
Shake my TaTa's. 😄
Zoranna · F
Cry!
bijouxbroussard · F
Check out “morning wood”.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@bijouxbroussard 😂🤣