How can I more effectively annoy my dog?

I do a pretty good job already, but I want to be the best

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Mamapolo2016 · F

My dog does not like it when I blow air in her face, or when I pet her tail. She doesn’t snarl or snap, she just gets up and turns around and plops down again out of reach.