how do you react when someone calls your dick small?

i nod and say, "you're right."

That's not what your mom said 😉

You tell them that says a lot more about their size than yours 😉

Tell them they couldn`t say take it out if it was in their mouth.

the correct term is *clitoris

cry bc they are right ._.

How sensitive of you to ask 😂

It stings bad 😕

"Thank you for the compliment, thank you for looking!". Actual size is in the album. You decide if I'm small or extra small.

I laugh at the straws they are grasping.

it’s not small, it’s not the correct fitting for your loose box 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

:) if you are running for President you make up a comical name for them that will outlive them.

Like 'Liddle Marco',
or 'Flake Jeff',
or 'low energy Jeb'

Since I don't date elephants, it hasn't happened yet

Nod and say you aren’t telling me anything I don’t know

They’re kinda right...

Tbh no one ever has ...

It depends on who says it and what they actually know.

I would be flattered tbh

I put a bigger strap on, on

I’d say, “If I had a dick, it would be bigger than yours”

My clit looks like a small penis😱

I think its obvious i have a big dick

It's a grower not a shower, also quit looking at my crotch wtf?

Usually I say: "he's a six-foot two-inch, 275 pound brick shithouse, and he's only a dick sometimes."