if you were 29 yrs old, would you join the military?

@xixgun exactly what I'm thinking

@blackychanx Guaranteed income, never have to worry about what to wear to work, and depending on the branch you join - uniforms are free.

(Plus you get your own personal trainers to get you into shape.)

@xixgun man sign me the fuck up.

@blackychanx (And free food!)

@xixgun the food won't seal the deal. but the other aspects contribute to a great regimen I wouldn't mind being apart of.