Wednesday groan I hope you have eaten ...

A couple of cannibals were talking and one says I'm getting hungry. The other one asks when is the last time you ate? The first one says about a week ago when that missionary I the long brown robe came through, but honestly he didn't taste so good. The aka, well how did you cook him? The first says i put him in a large pot of boiling water like usual. The other said well there's your problem he was a friar. DOH!