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4meAndyou · F
My grandfather loved to tease. When I was eleven and my tiny boobies sprouted out for the first time, he asked me, "What are those, mosquito bites?" And it was he who cautioned me not to swallow any watermelon seeds, because if I did, a watermelon would grow in my belly. 😉