Can you have a staring contest with a bookshelve?

@Unquestioned Douglas Adams, obviously. Terry Pratchett, obviously. Jack Higgins and some random ones. I got it from my brother late last summer, so I haven't had that much time to fill it up properly.

I'll mix them with some of my in earlier life Authors. Peter Cave, Joe Millard, James Herbert and hmmmm, Erich von Daniken. Just to give you a bit of a mix

@Unquestioned Oooh, Ancient Aliens theory. Then again, since I've seen alive ones, I don't have to worry about Annunnaki and history.

@ZonkeyBalls They are watching us brother.🥵😬😱

I'm going to have a staring contest with them.

@ZonkeyBalls I think we should strap atom bombs to ourselves an set them off while they are probing us. To save mankind.

@Unquestioned No, strap them to bunnies and teleport them.

@ZonkeyBalls Fuck yeah man. Then you and I can take over the world Pinky.

@Unquestioned If you are going to call me Pinky, I'm going to call you with a codename "Dubstep".

@ZonkeyBalls Fair enough buddy 😂