Your childhood best friend comes to visit you wearing a wedding dress. She wants to stay at your house for a few days. Few hours later you receive

Are you watching Friends' first episode?

Wonder why I wasn’t invited to the wedding

Tell them, I'll let them know if I hear anything and then go and talk to her.

Tell them I have no idea where she might be and tell her to keep running

Suggest she go to Tennessee

Charge her rent

Elaine? Bloody hell. Haven't spoken to her in 17 years, not that she ever spoke much. I'd tell her that she aint staying here, besides her Dad lives around the block, go stay with him.

He got a sex change!!!!???

Say nothing. Maybe help her get smashed.