Your childhood best friend comes to visit you wearing a wedding dress. She wants to stay at your house for a few days. Few hours later you receive

Elaine? Bloody hell. Haven't spoken to her in 17 years, not that she ever spoke much. I'd tell her that she aint staying here, besides her Dad lives around the block, go stay with him.

Wonder why I wasn’t invited to the wedding

Are you watching Friends' first episode?

Tell them I have no idea where she might be and tell her to keep running

Tell them, I'll let them know if I hear anything and then go and talk to her.

Suggest she go to Tennessee

Charge her rent

Say nothing. Maybe help her get smashed.

He got a sex change!!!!???