affinityterra · 46-50, F
I saw him eat a booger.
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
@affinityterra omg 🤢

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I met him at a party. I had broken my leg, pretty badly...steel rod, screws, etc. I was on crutches and he asked me out.
The night we went out he parked MILES from the movie theater, didn't offer to drop me at the door. I had to hobble all the way across the parking lot FAST, he was way ahead of me. He didn't hold the door for me and it almost slammed on me (thank you kind gentleman for seeing it and stopping it)
I honestly don't even know why he asked me out. Lol
The night we went out he parked MILES from the movie theater, didn't offer to drop me at the door. I had to hobble all the way across the parking lot FAST, he was way ahead of me. He didn't hold the door for me and it almost slammed on me (thank you kind gentleman for seeing it and stopping it)
I honestly don't even know why he asked me out. Lol
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Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
@SW-User lol. Small revenge but revenge is revenge.

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@SW-User 😰
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User lmao!Good job!
NiftyWhite · 46-50, F
He farted in the car and announced it.
He told me my phone number would be easy to get cause he “knew” people
He would laugh and sniff deeply in between chuckles and i never wanted to be funny again.
He had to borrow money to buy gas to get home.
Same guy all in one day
He told me my phone number would be easy to get cause he “knew” people
He would laugh and sniff deeply in between chuckles and i never wanted to be funny again.
He had to borrow money to buy gas to get home.
Same guy all in one day
NiftyWhite · 46-50, F
No. I didn’t wanna have to see him again. @Eddiesolds
NiftyWhite · 46-50, F
@SW-User Yeah. He was a set up from a friend. She obviously didn’t know me very well.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@NiftyWhite I'd let it go also.lol
TheOtakuNextDoor · 31-35, M
She left after 5 minutes because she obviously wasn't comfortable with me.
TheOtakuNextDoor · 31-35, M
@MartinTheFirst She said it was an emergency.
magicallypussy · 31-35, M
@TheOtakuNextDoor stop being a victim
TheOtakuNextDoor · 31-35, M
@magicallypussy I'm just telling the truth though.
He didn’t have four bucks to get into this hiking ground he planned to take me to. He assumed it was free. Lol

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@Stark YOU TOLD ME ABOUT DIS 😂
@SW-User it really sounds made up. That’s how ridiculous it is lol

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@Stark it's seriously insulting
Mindful · 56-60, F
He broke up with me on my birthday because he had heard from his ex!!! And then he found out his ex had called to tell him in person she was getting married!!! (He was hoping it was the opposite)
magicallypussy · 31-35, M
She told me, she was an assassin...i told her stop paying video games..she said she wasnt playing.. I never returned a phone call from her again
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
@magicallypussy 😆🤣😂

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@magicallypussy dodged a bullet
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
@SW-User literally🤣
Elisbch · M
It was on a date from a dating site... she lied drastically about her appearance.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Elisbch oh dear
Justgreg · M
She started talking about how many kids we were going to have ,etc and it was the first date
Justgreg · M
Ha ha yep @VioletRayne

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@Justgreg ambitious... id reconsider
Justgreg · M
🤔😂@SW-User
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
She lost it on pur waitress,after I said, no please done.everyrhing is good.there was no need for that.

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i don't think i've had a really terrible date tbh

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@Stark we have this place http://www.thebigapple.ca/
@SW-User I’m confused on what that is 😂

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@Stark it's an apple pie store 🥴
I was groped in the dark, while taking a stroll in the park...on a first (and final) date.😤
Ynotjenn · F
He flexed 😒
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Ynotjenn nobody wants to see your cleavage either 🧐
BeefySenpie · M
@Ynotjenn That does sound ridiculous but funny too 😂 (not for you of course)

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@Ynotjenn Bahaha that's hilarious. Who the hell does that not only on a first date but a date in general?! Btw I love your profile picture and it gives me life.
Peaceful · F
Tried to choke me to death with his tongue. 😨
Peaceful · F
@CountScrofula 😅
Gorgeous guy, but wtf is up with the jack hammer approach? 😂
It was in high school. I hope he's learned better by now. ☺️
Gorgeous guy, but wtf is up with the jack hammer approach? 😂
It was in high school. I hope he's learned better by now. ☺️
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Peaceful wow!crazy.
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
“911 what’s your Emergency?”

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@Spokeskitties75 oh no!!! Was she ok eventually?
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
Yes... but she was hospitalized for awhile.
It was messed up!!@SW-User
It was messed up!!@SW-User

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@Spokeskitties75 aw, I'm so sorry. :/
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@Kingfish28 aw, I'm sorry for laughing. Do forgive.
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Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
Car wreck on a double date. Idiot friend that was driving took a turn on a rainy night to fast, lost control and we slammed into a wall doing about 50. The only reason we weren't killed is when we hit the curb it bounced the car enough that we hit the wall at an angle. Car was totaled.
Interesting fact. I was best man at my idiot friends wedding when he married his date a few months later, still friends to this day. We were in marching band together when I was 15. Lol
Interesting fact. I was best man at my idiot friends wedding when he married his date a few months later, still friends to this day. We were in marching band together when I was 15. Lol
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Scubaguy027 Was he driving stupid? Man that wasnt even his car.was he stoned up?
Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
@Eddiesolds no, he just drives fast and thinks he's a racecar driver. Idiot was trying to slide around the turn.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Scubaguy027 Wow that's not good.not with people in the car.crazy.Good thing you all got out alive.what a mess.

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My friends set me up with the date..

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Terrible kisses 😖
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Nah... I'm not ready.
Mindful · 56-60, F
@affinitytera Ewww hope you were kids
voodoo1970 · 51-55, M
The kissing was awful, gross, basically a tongue wiping the front of clenched teeth.
Fortunately I've learned how to kiss now.
Fortunately I've learned how to kiss now.

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Teeth.
Suicide attempt.
@SW-User this is where it gets strange. Someone she slept with decided to crash our date. After that, he tried getting run over by a train. Luckily there weren't any coming and the police escorted him to the hospital

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@GuyThatEvery1Seems2Hate ugh. I'm so sorry that happened. Wow.
@SW-User thanks. I just hate how ugly things got.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
We dipped our feet in the brook on a warm summer day.
Mindful · 56-60, F
Ummm that sounds awesome unless they were hot springs?@MartinTheFirst
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Mindful it was the best
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
We went to McDonald’s n then the beach n the cheap bastard had the nerve to try n get a feel n the water🙄

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@VioletRayne So if I had taken you to a chic Italian restaurant, ordered a lovely bottle of Brunello Di Montalcino and charmed the socks off you over dinner, would I have got a feel in the water?
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
@SW-User if the wine did it’s job probably

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@VioletRayne Ok, two bottles of Brunello.........
bijouxbroussard · F
It’s between a date during college when I literally had to fight my way out of the car, and a date as an adult where the guy smelled really bad.

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He literally tried to suck my face off🥺