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Is the kiwi the hipster of birds?

Other birds: come fly with us Bro
Kiwi: nah I'm just gonna exclusively walk from now on, flying is too mainstream.
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KiwiBird36-40, F
New Zealand has no native mammals, doesn't need the frequent flyer points. Chur.
5thApprentice31-35, M
@KiwiBird Fascinating
@KiwiBird Yeah no mammals except for bats, dolphins and sea lions lol
KiwiBird36-40, F
@Qwerty14 I should have qualified my statement, land based. Bat however is correct. I was trying to point out that the Kiwi as a ground dwelling bird didn't have any natural predators.
What about the ostrich and cassowary? They can鈥檛 fly either. I鈥檓 sure there are several more birds that are flightless too.
ozgirl51226-30, F
@KiwiBird you left out the long tailed shirt lifter!
KiwiBird36-40, F
@ozgirl512 The long tailed shirt lifted was deported for low flying and had it's wings clipped.
ozgirl51226-30, F
@KiwiBird true...I keep forgetting
Wraithorn51-55, M
Maybe but then the most abundant birds on Earth are also hipsters. Chickens.
5thApprentice31-35, M
@Wraithorn But everyone eats them so does that make them mainstream? 馃
Wraithorn51-55, M
@5thApprentice I don't know. Do hipsters eat chickens ?
nedkelly61-69, M
The kiwi bird is useless - lol
KiwiBird36-40, F
@nedkelly Fuk off convict. LoL.
5thApprentice31-35, M
nedkelly61-69, M
@KiwiBird Dont be jealous of the average kiwi date night - lol

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I'd say it's their laser eyes that's the real thing that sets them apart
MethDozerM
Nah, it's the pileated woodpecker.

 
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