Is the kiwi the hipster of birds?

Other birds: come fly with us Bro
Kiwi: nah I'm just gonna exclusively walk from now on, flying is too mainstream.
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KiwiBird · 36-40, F

New Zealand has no native mammals, doesn't need the frequent flyer points. Chur.

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@KiwiBird Fascinating

Qwerty14

@KiwiBird Yeah no mammals except for bats, dolphins and sea lions lol

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@Qwerty14 I should have qualified my statement, land based. Bat however is correct. I was trying to point out that the Kiwi as a ground dwelling bird didn't have any natural predators.

MsAnnThropy

What about the ostrich and cassowary? They can’t fly either. I’m sure there are several more birds that are flightless too.

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ozgirl512 · 31-35, F

@KiwiBird you left out the long tailed shirt lifter!

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@ozgirl512 The long tailed shirt lifted was deported for low flying and had it's wings clipped.

ozgirl512 · 31-35, F

@KiwiBird true...I keep forgetting

Wraithorn · 56-60, M

Maybe but then the most abundant birds on Earth are also hipsters. Chickens.

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@Wraithorn But everyone eats them so does that make them mainstream? 🤔

Wraithorn · 56-60, M

@5thApprentice I don't know. Do hipsters eat chickens ?

Qwerty14

I'd say it's their laser eyes that's the real thing that sets them apart

nedkelly · 61-69, M

The kiwi bird is useless - lol

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@nedkelly Fuk off convict. LoL.

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@nedkelly @KiwiBird lol

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@KiwiBird Dont be jealous of the average kiwi date night - lol

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MethDozer · M

Nah, it's the pileated woodpecker.

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