Ok pig joke..

A traveling salesman comes up on a farm and notices a pig that only had 3 legs. So he asks the farmer what happened to the pigs leg. The farmer started telling how smart this pig is. The salesman asks again about the leg. And the farmer says let me finish, this pig can fetch, count to ten, roll over etc and again the salesman asks about the leg. Finally the farmer says(are you ready for this) the farmer says "Well Hell son you don't eat a good pig all at one time!"