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I just sent this text to a random number. Thanks Midnightoker for the idea. Bored no more!

"I would like a large pepperoni with olives and mushrooms. And don't forget to pick up my tampons and douche at Walgreens. Spring fresh Massengil douche and super tampons."
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AlasPoorYorick 路 51-55, M
You could save a lot of money if you got breadsticks instead of tampons. Garlically absorbent.
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AlasPoorYorick 路 51-55, M
Just make sure you don鈥檛 use the wrong red dipping sauce.
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@AlasPoorYorick Get help. Immediately.
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JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
But tampons are not on the menu!
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JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
@SW-User Thanks for the information. I learn something new every day!

The look, the feel...

The fabric of our lives!
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@JoyfulSilence Stick with me pal!
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JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
@SW-User The more I pull your string the more good stuff comes out!

(Hee hee).
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Indy74 路 46-50, F
Lmao!!! This is hilarious meows!!!馃槀馃槀馃槀 sounds like something i would do!!!
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@Indy74 I am an idiot!
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Indy74 路 46-50, F
@SW-User you re just a fun person!!馃槣
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@Indy74 Thanks :)
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SweetMae 路 70-79, F
I like, "Where are you honey? I have been waiting at the hotel for you." I received that once.
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SweetMae 路 70-79, F
@SW-User 馃槀 You don't remember that person??
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@SweetMae He INSISTED that I did. lol
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SweetMae 路 70-79, F
@SW-User 馃槀馃ぃ I know mine was a wrong number.
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ai12ci45lef000 路 31-35, F
Don't forget to tell us if and what they answered 馃槀
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@ai12ci45lef000 Can't wait!
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Dusty101 路 F
馃槀馃槣
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@Dusty101 馃ぃ I haven't heard anything yet. Shall I send out another?
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Dusty101 路 F
@SW-User yep! 馃槀
Hilarious! I love being 12 again!
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@Dusty101 God, me too!
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Underconstruction 路 F
馃檲馃檴馃檳
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