Have you ever lied about your age?

Not since I’ve been old enough to get into a bar.

Yeah, when I was younger, I'd lie and say I was 19. That was when I was 14-ish. I'm eighteen now.

That’s awful! I strike you with a single wet noodle!

Just when I was under 21. There were tin shacks on the Oklahoma state line in the Ouachita Mountains when I was a teenager where a fecking toddler could buy whiskey as long as he said he was 18.

So, what you're saying, is that you're a liar. Not sure why this would be funny.

Yes. Funnily I said was older than I was when I didn’t have to.

As a teenager trying to buy alcohol ... yes. A lot

All the time, it’s fun

📏 give me your hand

When i was 13 i lied that i was 16 because i fell in love with a french woman