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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Um... I was just trying to help a friend out.
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul just gonna watch TV?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@VaccinatedGay *Laughs nervously* Um... yeah. I mean... that was the plan.
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul then why did you say you wanted to blank in her blank while she blanks the cat?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@VaccinatedGay *Swallows hard. Attempts to speak with dry mouth* Um... um... um... wait... did I say that? I don't think I exactly said that. I mean... that's not what I meant. I was just... you know...
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul aaand here in my transcripts, i have a photo of your penis. How do you explain that?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@VaccinatedGay I... um... well... like I said I was trying to help a friend out... you know... biology. Can I go? I think I'm late for another appointment. I promise I won't do anything like this again.
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul Let me ask you something, do you watch TV?
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
wait no.
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul I'm Chris Hansen
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@VaccinatedGay Oh boy... Am I going to be arrested?
VaccinatedGay · 26-30, F
@MarkPaul uh, well, it's not up to me, but you can leave anytime you like
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@VaccinatedGay Can I have some water... maybe a snack cake? 🙄