So where are you going to go?

I’d aggressively laugh at them.

Do you need help packing?

So, where you going?

*points in the direction of the way out of town* I don't need words when my meaning is CLEAR.

First of all, this is a city. Second of all, it's 66.75 km^2. I only take up about ten square feet of that.

I would sing in a high voice 🎵And it aint me thats gonna leave🎵,with a Charlie Chaplin lookalike playing keyboards,if possible.👍️

I guess you'd better leave then.

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I'd have to spit tobacco on the ground while I size the person up. I think that's the appropriate response.

Look for a De Lorean to work out if I had landed in the old West in the 1800s

Well i'm not the fat one here..

Attach half a caterpillar to my upper lip and get my synth out. Whilst my cooler brother deals with the problem.

Pull the map out, this town is actually quite large.

I would say ...go live somewhere else

Then git off the sidewalk (dern out of state drivers!)

Smile and say when are you leaving.

Duh

'Oh, go on, you're not THAT fat'.

I'll start to sing zoo time is me and you time tadadada... 😂

Guess you better gtfo, yeah?

I would not respond at all. I would look shocked, certainly, and I might widen my eyes, and then I would walk away. It's not wise to stand about close to crazy people.

So either make it bigger or get the hell out.

Then stop being such a fat

nimbus this is a village you moron 😁

I run this town bitch.

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