So where are you going to go?

I’d aggressively laugh at them.

Do you need help packing?

So, where you going?

I would sing in a high voice 🎵And it aint me thats gonna leave🎵,with a Charlie Chaplin lookalike playing keyboards,if possible.👍️

*points in the direction of the way out of town* I don't need words when my meaning is CLEAR.

I'd have to spit tobacco on the ground while I size the person up. I think that's the appropriate response.

First of all, this is a city. Second of all, it's 66.75 km^2. I only take up about ten square feet of that.

Attach half a caterpillar to my upper lip and get my synth out. Whilst my cooler brother deals with the problem.

I guess you'd better leave then.

Then stop being such a fat

Well i'm not the fat one here..

I would say ...go live somewhere else

'Oh, go on, you're not THAT fat'.

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Look for a De Lorean to work out if I had landed in the old West in the 1800s

I'll start to sing [i]zoo time is me and you time[/i] tadadada... 😂

Then git off the sidewalk (dern out of state drivers!)

Pull the map out, this town is actually quite large.

So either make it bigger or get the hell out.

Smile and say when are you leaving.

Guess you better gtfo, yeah?

I run this town bitch.

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Duh

I would not respond at all. I would look shocked, certainly, and I might widen my eyes, and then I would walk away. It's not wise to stand about close to crazy people.

nimbus this is a village you moron 😁